Wenn die Sonne scheint

Alle: Oh, toll, komm wir gehen raus

Ich: *Rollo zu* *Laptop an* 

ist das project x?

crazykissing:

absorbance:

lazypacific:

the only guys i need in my life are ben and jerry.

especially jerry

I only need Jack and Daniel

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about


Me on my wedding day:
you still like me right

lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

Was machen Menschen ohne Tumblr den ganzen Tag?

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted